Yeah, I called one of these satellite technicians. Practically had to beg him to come look at my satellite. Finally I get the guy out here and he tells me that it'll cost $11 million to fix it. I can buy a new one for $8 million! Then he charges me $35,000 for the consultation. Next time, I'll fix it myself.
Really? What model? Coz' them older models can be a real pain to fix. You gotta find the parts, fuel cost to get to you/your satellite, and don't get me started on that fancy new welding gear. I remember when they used to pay for your equipment too, now they only give you the suit.
Yep, life's tough being a worker in space, not like those cushy jobs on earth.